The Home of the Flying Pink Elephant
Where the elephant (even Grey) are at Home
There Have Been
sightings since 3,000,000,000,000,000,000 B.C.
But there have been
Pink Elephant sightings since 2 September, 1996.
What this excellent piece of WebArt is all about:
I, Holas Conglomerate, and the Institute of Flying Pink Elephants have made this page for everyday people, such as your self, to, if you've seen one that is, report sightings of Flying Pink Elephants or other explainable phenomenom.
Also you can view artists and sightist representations of these mystical creatures and hear the wonderful stories behind them.
What is a "Flyng Pink Elephant"?
A Flying Pink Elephant or Fe-Pe-E (Not to be mistaken by the "Fee-Pee-Eee"), as we at the Institute of Flying Pink Elephants like to call them, is a remarkable creature which has the same anatomy of your common Grey Elephant but has two remarkably large wings, possibly large versions of Dove Wings, which protude from it's Scapula and a definate Pink Colouring.
A little on the Woundrous Adaptations of these remarkable creatures.
The inferred reason, which we have concluded to, has been the the Fe-Pe-E descended from a far advanced race of "Super Mammoths". When the next Evolutionary step took place in the environment of the "Super Mammoths" they had no choice but to try their luck in going at least four ways. First way was to become the well famous Mammoth's of the Pleistocene. The second was to be aquatic type Elephants which didn't prove too succesful. The third was Sub Aboreal method which, like the aquatic, did not peform to well. And the Fourth, which we are studying here, Avian.Though we are not sure the second and third ways were not succesful we are almost positively positive the the Fourth survived.
The Fe-Pe-E Adapted to an aerial Habitat around cold areas in the Northern Hemisphere by Growing two large White wings and grew Pink Fur to keep them warm and also camouflage them in the Trundra plains. They nested and slept in the tall Conifers and fished and drank from nearby lakes. During nesting season called "The Great Coming" the Fe-Pe-E used tactics rather like the penguins of Antartica. They shared periods of time for one, Male or Female, to sit on the egg, the Fe-Pe-E only had one egg, and keep it warm with it's Pink Fur and the other would fish and hold many litres of water to take back to their mate.
When the Baby Fe-Pe-E had hatched, the two parents both used the same method of minding the baby as they did minding the egg.
After a couple of days being nursed by the parents, the baby, now more than 35 kilos, would start trying to teach itself to fly. After many failed attempts the baby would gradually accept that the only way to fly was to throw itself to the ground and miss.
The "fe-pe-e" would follow the other adult Fe-Pe-E and learn to Fish and just generally survive.
The Fe-Pe-E have a unique communication in which all Fe-Pe-E have the same name but they somehow can tell which one is trying to be communicated to. They have a list of commands, which sound like quiet mumbling, and there is no apparent classing system.
Why are there so few Fe-Pe-E now?
The reason for this fine question is that people came. People have destroyed countless habitats and animals along with them. When People decided to come out of the water, they went straight for the trees stealing eggs and destroying nests of the Fe-Pe-E.
Enough of Interestingly useful and well written Information, Now It's time for some well and not well known facts about the .
Did you know that the average adult Flying Pink Elepant weighs up to 837.983 Kg and eats 112 Kg of fish alone a
Of course you didn't. That's why I am the fully diplomed and gifted Onithrillangelopupeadoeonotoffongallist and your the minor peasant.
Now for some more wild facts
Adult Height: 39m
Life Span: 4,983 yrs 9 months 3days
Offsping: 1every 4,983 yrs 9 months 2days
Child Height: 14m
Now it's time for stories and pictures of sightings.
Prof. David Wynnell.
I was in my tent one night, after a long Geological day out in the Desert Plains of Texas, when I heard a rustling noise which is unusual for a desert (For the slow one's, Deserts don't have trees!). I went carefully went outside with my flash light and pick axe only to see a massive object moving in the sky heading towards to moon. There was a tremendous "Whooshing" sound and a great breeze. I went back inside my tent passing it off as just tiresome but in the morning when I was ready to make breakfast I found my tucker box, a huge 3m sq. esky raided and what seemed to be pink fur around the scene of the crime
I immediately rang the Instute of Flying Pink Elephants who came to my campsite and assured me that it actually was a Flying Pink Elephant. In my next book "The Brown and the Pink" I explain the incident more explained and my findings of Geological forms of the deserts of Texas.
Wendy Myar.
While on a Holiday in the Bummudas, My Husband and I went on a trip with fifteen other Holidayers to the offshore Islands. We all stopped on this one particular Island because it looked nice. The group all went our separate way and while I was looking at the monkeys I saw a glimpse of Pink of a soft mumbling. I called out to see if it were another member of the group but no reply except this soft mumblings. I walked slowly closer seeing cracked nut shells and large round imprints, which at the time looked like Elephants. I decided to go back to the ship and ask what type of Elephant I could've seen. When I asked everyone laughed and told me Elephants especially pink do not live on any one of these Islands.
Threee months later my Husband was looking on the Internet at sites on Wild Animals and I told him to go to the elephants page and see if it said there were Elephants on the Bummudas. H elooked down the page but there was nothing. A little further down I saw a link to "The Home of the Flying Pink Elephant" page and I read some sightings which almost matched my story and saw that there was some sightings in the Bummudas. A rogh sketch is shown below if the Footprint and nuts.
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